A Raunchy Dora The Explorer
I was at a store the other day and happened to find a Dora The Explorer toy that I found to be funny...and quite honestly, a little raunchy.
I was at a store the other day and happened to find a Dora The Explorer toy that I found to be funny...and quite honestly, a little raunchy.

I was at a store the other day and happened to find a Dora The Explorer toy that I found to be funny. Here’s what it looks like as it comes:

The one I saw had the basket in the front missing:
Obviously the one piece that represents something phallic is just the piece that holds the basket onto Dora.
Here’s a comparison shot next to each other:

Maybe it’s just my dirty mind, but I found it to be hilarious!
Update: I was doing a little internet research and found another dirty Dora The Explorer sexual toy:

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stubsy
04/17/2007 2:51 pmHee Hee, took me a while to spot what you where on about
toystoyou
04/18/2007 7:24 amlol, I can’t believe the people who create these toys don’t actually look at them from an grown up point of view!! Hilarious.
terry haynes
04/21/2007 9:44 pmtry learning how to spell falic? phallic
YASOO
08/20/2007 11:59 amHow is an Aqua pet dirty? Stupid maybe. But sexually dirty? Though I have to admit I do think the fist one was funny it does look like she has a ‘ding dong’ I hate and I mean HATE Dora the Explorer she is so FREAKING ANNOYING!!
Katie
08/29/2007 10:33 amHAHAHAHAH!!!!! how can i get one?! jay kay, jay kay…
Shiloh
09/06/2007 2:33 amomg im 13 but i found this very imature!
Shiloh
09/06/2007 2:37 amand the fucking penis is square!
Vicky
09/11/2007 8:14 pmLOLZ! Hey Shiloh try 2 hav some fun.. im 14 an i found it prety funy whoeva had da time to di dis is cool wit me..yea
Vicky
09/11/2007 8:20 pmWho da hell is dat a pic of? —>–>—->
Dat ain’t me check ma myspace im a grl. http://www.myspace.com/vickyfantasychik
Dora
10/02/2007 11:12 pmWell, that’s funny….. but try having the name Dora.
amanda
10/30/2007 1:43 amomg what store is that? i have to get one of those lol
Genie44
11/01/2007 6:32 pmLMFFFAAAOOO!! HOW DA HELL DEY GET A TOY LIK3 DAT 4 R33L?? WOW DEY EV3N HAV3 A CHILD CHARACTER IN IT LOL!!
me
11/07/2007 2:19 amummm i think u have way 2 much time on ur hands-i mean c’mon its a aqua pet and the top one was just so the basket can clip in omg grow up-seriously and by the looks of it u need help if ur publishing a kids toy saying it has a cock-are u a phedophile or sumthang?
dick sukker and bitch face
01/14/2008 7:07 pmthis is so fukkin stupid we actually thought that dora had a penis but its just the webos and the zipper that is kiddy shit find some thing new dumb asssssss.. go fuck your self take the webos and shuve them up your ass. asshole
O my!
02/12/2008 11:48 amAlthough I do agree that some people have way too much time on their hands and a vivid imagination,we have to watch what marketing is selling to our children.Sex is the farmost used way to get people interested in merchandise.They use sex to sell cigs, sex to sell frunite and yes even milk.It doesn’t suprise me even a little that they would use sex with childrens toys.It’s gross yes but the truth. I am in no way shape or form stating that it it right. But this also isn’t an outrage either.If you don’t like it don’t buy it.
llama
02/14/2008 9:35 pmi love u dora sexxxy fuck yeah! lmao
Sarah.
03/04/2008 6:01 pmHaha, People Might Have Too Much Time On Theyr Hands But If You Have A Sense Of Humour You’d Find This Funny. && The Aqua Pet Its The Shape Of It Thats Amusing Im Nearly 16 && I Like Watching Dora The Explorer :). Haha This Made Me Laugh. Beaut Post. xx
Robert
05/05/2008 6:31 pmi dont get the aqua pod thing ill look harder
robert
05/05/2008 6:33 pmpet sorry
popo
08/17/2008 4:43 pmdora popo
yomamma
09/03/2008 5:07 pmThey do it on purpose folks! Don’t you think tons of people looked at this before it hit the factory for mass production? It’s called product development. All to get your kids to start seeing sex as pleasure detached from love at a young age. Mind control, the earlier it starts the better it works.
So maybe by the time they’re 12 they’ll have their own kid. Nice! There goes the last strand in the unraveled moral fabric of this once great nation! Now, listen to yomomma!